Me: I made dinner. Now you do the clean-up, then we can watch another Key & Peele.
[15 minutes pass]
Me: I see a piece of Saran Wrap haphazardly thrown over the salad bowl.
Son [agreeably]: Yes.
Me: Is that cleaning up?
Me [getting huffy]: What do you think a fair split is, dinnerwise? I make dinner AND clean it up?
Son [weighs options]: I was awaiting further instruction.